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The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes You'll Ever Hear

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"Yo Mama" jokes have been making people laugh for decades. They are quick, clever, and just the right mix of silly and witty. Whether you are looking to roast your friends in a lighthearted way or just want a good laugh, this collection has you covered. Below, you will find 45 of the best "Yo Mama" jokes ever. Read through them, share them, and at the end, decide for yourself: which one made you laugh the hardest? The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes You'll Ever Hear 👇 1. Yo mama's so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie. 2. Yo mama's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes. 3. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company. 4. Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade. 5. Yo mama's so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye! 6. Yo mama's so fat, a vampire sucked her blood and got diabetes. 7. Yo mama's so dumb, she...

The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes - Part 2

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Great job! Since you're still here, we're going to assume you haven't had enough fun and laughter yet, so here are 15 additional "Yo Mama" jokes for a fun time together. As before, these short jokes are perfect for roasting your friends. Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourself: which joke was your favorite? The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes You'll Ever Hear - Part 2 👇 16. Yo mama's so fat, when she buys a fur coat, a whole species goes extinct. 17. Yo mama's cooking so bad, even the homeless send it back. 18. Yo mama's so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time. 19. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 20. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. 21. Yo mama's so poor, when I jumped in a puddle, she said, "What are you doing in my bathtub?!" 22. Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brings back...

The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes - Part 3

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Well done! We're going to assume you haven't had enough fun and laughter yet, so here are the last 15 "Yo Mama" jokes to roast each other with. Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourself: which joke was your favorite? The 45 Best "Yo Mama" Jokes You'll Ever Hear - Part 3 👇 31. Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work. 32. Yo mama's so big, when she talks to herself it's a long-distance call. 33. Yo mama's so old, she took her driving test on a Triceratops! 34. Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. 35. Yo mama's so old, she helped write the ten commandments. 36. Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. 37. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate." 38. Yo mama's so stupid she thought light sabers had less calories. 39. Yo mama...

60 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids & Adults

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Knock-knock jokes are a classic way to get everyone laughing, from kids to grown-ups. They are simple, silly, and always a hit for family fun. Whether you need a playful icebreaker, a way to entertain children, or just a quick laugh, these jokes are perfect for all ages. We’ve gathered 60 of the best knock-knock jokes for kids and adults. Scroll through and enjoy the giggles. And when you are done, ask yourself or your family: which knock-knock joke made you laugh the most? 60 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids & Adults 👇 1: Knock, knock! Who's there? Atch! Atch who? Bless you! 2: Knock, knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in! 3: Knock, knock! Who's there? Cow says! Cow says who? No silly, cow says mooo! 4: Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce! Lettuce! Who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! ...

60 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids & Adults - Part 2

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Great job! Since you're still here, we're going to assume you haven't had enough fun and laughter yet, so here are 15 additional knock-knock jokes for an awesome time together, with laughter and fun family-friendly entertainment. As before these short jokes are perfect for all ages. Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourself or your kids: which knock-knock joke was your favorite? 60 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids & Adults - Part 2 👇 16: Knock, knock! Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better! 17: Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 18: Knock, knock! Who's there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to say hello! 19: Knock, knock! Who's there? Ken! Ken who? Ken I come in already? 20: Knock, knock! Who...

60 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids & Adults - Part 3

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Awesome! That's 30 knock-knock jokes down, 30 more to go. We're going to straight up assume that you still haven't had enough fun yet so here's the next batch of 15 additional knock-knock jokes for a great time together, filled with giggles, laughter and fun entertainment. As before these short jokes are perfect for all ages. Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourselves: which knock-knock joke was your favorite? 60 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids & Adults - Part 3 👇 31: Knock, knock! Who's there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go beep beep! 32: Knock, knock! Who's there? Harry! Harry who? Harry up and answer the door! 33: Knock, knock! Who's there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you through the window! 34: Knock, knock! Who's there? Woo! Woo who? Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke! 35: Knock, knoc...

60 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids & Adults - Part 4

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Wonderful - you've made it to the last page, the last 15 knock-knock jokes! Since you're still here, we're going to assume you haven't had enough fun and laughter yet, so here are our final 15 knock-knock jokes for an awesome time together, filled with laughter giggles. As before these short jokes are perfect for all ages. Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourselves: which joke was your favorite? 60 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids & Adults - Part 4 👇 46: Knock, knock! Who's there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese a nice person, open the door! 47: Knock, knock! Who's there? Cereal! Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you! 48: Knock, knock! Who's there? Gorilla! Gorilla who? Gorilla me a burger, I’m hungry! 49: Knock, knock! Who's there? Yule! Yule who? Yule never guess who’s here! 50: K...

60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn

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Jokes are a fun and timeless way to spark a laugh, entertain kids, and even mildly challenge their little brains. Whether you're looking for some family friendly jokes, a playful activity, or a cheeky time filler, the following short jokes are perfect for all ages. Have a look below to start laughing (out loud?) at the first set of kid-safe, parent-tested jokes. At the end, ask yourself or your kids: which joke was your favorite? 60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn 👇 1. Why did the teddy bear say "no thanks" to dessert? Because it was already stuffed! 2. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 4. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints. 5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 6. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. 7. How do you organize a space party? You planet. 8. Why did the kid bring a ladder ...

60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn - Part 2

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Great job! Since you're still here, we're going to assume you haven't had enough fun and laughter yet, so here are 15 additional kids jokes for an awesome time together, with laughter and fun family-friendly entertainment. As before these short jokes are perfect for all ages. Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourself or your kids: which joke was your favorite? 60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn - Part 2 👇 16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. 19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. 20. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. 21. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. 22. What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork Chop. 23. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi. 24. How does ...

60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn - Part 3

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Awesome! That's 30 jokes down, 30 more to go. We're going to straight up assume that you still haven't had enough fun yet so here's the next batch of 15 additional kids jokes for a great time together, filled with giggles, laughter and fun entertainment. As before these short jokes are perfect for all ages. Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourself or your kids: which joke was your favorite? 60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn - Part 3 👇 31. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. 32. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy. 34. How do you know if a vampire is sick? He starts coffin. 35. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! 36. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. 37. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button. 38. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he ...

60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn - Part 4

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Wonderful - you've made it to the last page, the last 15 jokes! Since you're still here, we're going to assume you haven't had enough fun and laughter yet, so here are our final 15 kids jokes for an awesome time together, filled with laughter giggles. As before these short jokes are perfect for all ages. Are you ready? Let's go! And remember: at the end, ask yourself or your kids: which joke was your favorite? 60 Funny Jokes for Kids to Laugh & Learn - Part 4 👇 46. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice. 47. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle. 48. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him. 49. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience. 50. Why did the rabbit bring a suitcase? He was going on a hop vacation. 51. What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious. 52. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because ...

60 Fun Riddles for Kids (with Answers)

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Riddles are a fun and timeless way to challenge your kids, spark a laugh, and provide great entertainment. Whether you're looking for a quick brain teaser, a playful puzzle activity, or simply a fun time-killer, these short riddles for kids are perfect for all ages. Each one is just tricky enough to make your kids think — but not so hard that they’ll want to give up! Try to guess the answers before clicking "Reveal Answer" under each riddle. How many can your kids solve without peeking? 60 Fun Riddles for Kids (with Answers) 👇 1. What has hands but cannot wave? Reveal Answer Answer: A clock. 2. What has keys but no doors? Reveal Answer Answer: A piano. 3. The more you take from me, the bigger I get. What am I? Reveal Answer Answer: A hole. 4. What gets wetter the more it dries? Reveal Answer Answer: A towel. 5. What has a neck but no head? Reveal Answer Answer: A bottle. 6. I go up but never come down. What am I? Reveal Answer Answer:...

60 Fun Riddles for Kids (with Answers) - Part 2

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Ready to keep the challenge going? Riddles for kids are a timeless way to flex your brain muscles and have some fun — perfect for all ages, from little ones to grown-ups. These quick puzzles will keep you guessing with just the right mix of fun and challenge. Encourage your kids to solve each one before checking the answer. Try not to reveal the answers to them too soon — cracking the puzzle yourself is the what it's all about! 60 Fun Riddles for Kids (with Answers) - Part 2 👇 16. What has a head and a tail but no body? Reveal Answer Answer: A coin. 17. What can travel around the world while staying in one spot? Reveal Answer Answer: A stamp. 18. What has legs but cannot walk? Reveal Answer Answer: A table. 19. What has a tail but no legs? Reveal Answer Answer: A kite. 20. What has an eye but cannot see? Reveal Answer Answer: A hurricane. 21. What can be cracked, made, and told, but never held? Reveal Answer Answer: A joke. 22. What has n...

60 Fun Riddles for Kids (with Answers) - Part 3

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You're doing great — get ready to keep the challenge going! These clever kids riddles continue to entertain and test your wits, no matter your age. Each one is short and sharp, designed to test your kids without frustration. Give each riddle below a good guess before revealing the answers. Remember, no peeking until you've given it your best shot! It's just more fun that way! 60 Fun Riddles for Kids (with Answers) - Part 3 👇 31. What has stripes but never moves? Reveal Answer Answer: A zebra crossing. 32. What is always in front of you but you can’t see it? Reveal Answer Answer: The future. 33. What can be long or short, but is always borrowed or spent? Reveal Answer Answer: Time. 34. What has no wings but can fly high in the sky? Reveal Answer Answer: A kite. 35. What has holes but can still carry water? Reveal Answer Answer: A sponge. 36. The more you take me away, the more I leave behind. What am I? Reveal Answer Answer: Footsteps. ...

60 Fun Riddles for Kids (with Answers) - Part 4

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You're doing great — let's dive into the final set of riddles for kids! These clever puzzles continue to entertain and test your kids' wits and brains, no matter their age. Each riddle is short and sharp, designed to keep their brain busy with maximum entertainment and fun, yet without any frustration. Give each a good try before revealing the answers. Remember, no peeking - we wouldn't want to ruin the fun, now would we?! 60 Fun Riddles for Kids (with Answers) - Part 4 👇 46. What has a crown but is not a king? Reveal Answer Answer: A tooth. 47. What can you hold without touching it with your hands? Reveal Answer Answer: Your breath. 48. What gets sharper the more you use it? Reveal Answer Answer: Your brain. 49. What has rings but no fingers? Reveal Answer Answer: A tree. 50. What has roots that you cannot see but grows tall above me? Reveal Answer Answer: A tree. 51. What can run but cannot walk, and has no legs at all? Reveal Ans...